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Alligator
Bridging the gap between '70s camp and '80s cheese, Alligator is 90 minutes of time well wasted. Words can not express the sheer ridiculousness of this "film."





Chained Heat
Real tits, full bush, and forced lesbianism, Chained Heat is 95 minutes of frumpy Linda Blair and bad frizzy hair. Words can not express the sheer ridiculousness of this "film."





Some Kind of Wonderful
Nothing more than Pretty in Pink with the characters' genders switched, Some Kind of Wonderful is 95 minutes of twenty-something-year-old "teenagers" and Lea Thompson refusing to emote. Words can not express how shitty and unecessary this "film" is.